|Jenna:||He’s peeping out of his shell like a umm...what’s that animal? You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves the other way and goes off a cliff? And then that night, you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you’re both sharing a secret?|
|Liz:||It's a turtle, Jenna.|
you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?
i like hermiting but i have to go to the kitchen for sustenance and since starting serving my having-arm-control-while-balancing-shit -wiht—entire-upper-body game has gone through the roof and its been months since ihad to make a two-trip when carrying all of my feed to the slimey ooze
NO REGGIE WATTS NO
i just started watchingetting doug with high and i am very pleased rn
|what she says:||i'm fine|
|what she means:||floop is a madman help us save us|