(Source: untrustyou)

cadmiumredcaulfield:

carlos jimenez cahua

cadmiumredcaulfield:

carlos jimenez cahua

teetwistt:

ayosashh:

djauditory:

Migos. Fight Night. Chopped & Screwed. djauditory.com

this. shit. is. everything.

Wow, I love this

Jenna: He’s peeping out of his shell like a umm...what’s that animal? You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves the other way and goes off a cliff? And then that night, you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you’re both sharing a secret?
Liz: It's a turtle, Jenna.

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

(Source: marimopet)

i like hermiting but i have to go to the kitchen for sustenance and since starting serving my having-arm-control-while-balancing-shit -wiht—entire-upper-body game has gone through the roof and its been months since ihad to make a two-trip when carrying all of my feed to the slimey ooze

NO REGGIE WATTS NO

i just started watchingetting doug with high and i am very pleased rn

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: floop is a madman help us save us